Beauty is Prison Time, Zoe Mavroudi with support from Ramapo College of New Jersey – theSpaces

** (2 stars)

A Siberian prison holds a beauty pageant offering one winner the ultimate prize – parole. This one-woman show, based on a true story, should have been the ‘tour-de-force’ that the writer and actress Zoe Mavroudi’s website claims, but Beauty is Prison Time was in fact an all-round disappointment and quite frankly boring.

This badly written and poorly acted play was flat and tedious from the word go, which was compounded by the awful sound effects and misplaced spotlights that all too often missed the only performer onstage. Solo performances need a hell of a lot of stage presence and an engaging story in order to win over an audience – regrettably Mavroudi had neither. Her hollow attempts to tug on the audience’s heartstrings with a poorly realised emotional back-story, and crass, unnecessary scenes of acting as a prostitute and abused exotic dancer, made the audience wince with embarrassment. There was a certain desperateness about the performance, which pervaded not just the character but also the actress herself, making it a painful spectacle to behold.

The simple set and very apt costumes were perhaps the only redeemable feature about the performance; with only a table, chair and sewing machine onstage; and two costumes, one of drab prison garb covered with a bright apron, and then a sparkly, very Eurovision-esque outfit for the beauty pageant itself. However, brief appreciation of appropriate and then ridiculous costumes did little to distract from the overall failure of the performance.

What was so very disappointing about this play was the ineffective way that it dealt with the issues in the play. The performance really missed out on adequately addressing the issue of the way in which beauty can be both a gift and a curse; appearance had played a role in this woman’s going to jail, but could also potentially grant her parole. It seemed a waste to be addressing this sort of serious subject matter and broaching the topic of prostitution, but doing so in such an inappropriate way, whereby the issues seemed mere attempts to gain sympathy from the audience, rather than really making a social comment.

Beauty is Prison Time is a testimony to the unpredictability of the Fringe Festival, and demonstrates just how much poor writing and acting can ruin a perfectly good story. I would absolutely love to see this Siberian-prison-beauty-pageant tale done as I had expected from this production … Fringe 2011 proposal anyone?

The Spaces at Surgeons Hall, running until 28th August, 12.55pm.

Orla Murray